We now have listened to Little David 'longer' than is humanly possible. He can't be in this competition any 'longer'. What a weeny-weeny-weeny song sung by such a weenie weenie. And he's supposed to be good at this sort of song, but even Master-Same-Bewildered-Expression couldn't save it. And guess what happens when he tries something hip & fresh? He takes all of the life out of Chris Brown's "With You"---he just cannot do anything uptempo convincingly. And don't ask us about his version of Billy Joel's "And So It Goes"--but we'll tell you anyway(this is done for rhetorical dramatic effect...)--regardless of what Paula & Randy thought, it was hard to listen to. It sounded like an entire song done as an intro. Ladies & gentlemen, we have our next Josh Groban. Josh, you better watch your back for Big Jeff Archuleta....
Come on Syesha, dodge another bullet & upset that little punk. It just might happen. Remember Melinda last year? She got booted off upset-fashion when she was in the final three. And remember Ryan noted last week that the top 3 were only separated by a million votes, which when you're talking about 51 million total votes is not a lot. Didn't you think that Syesha was much further behind? When in fact she's close enough to score an upset. Go CabaretGirl!!!
Big David. So what if only one of your three songs was hot--"First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"---you're going to win it all anyway...hopefully. We didn't think you could pull of Simon's choice of song for you, but you nailed it(sorry Randy, but you're wrong dawg!) But we wish Amanda would have been able to sing "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" instead of Mr. BigHead Cook---that would have been toasty!
BTW, did we mention that Syesha looked absolutely scrumptious, even if her singing was above average at best. She performs with a newfound confidence & sass & our sweet dear Paula is critical of her? Paula is jealous, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah....
Performances were better than last week's, but that's not saying much...and the best was when Ryan did Randy! That was hot molten lava, baby! Yeah! Yeah!
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